On a Sunday Afternoon
Let me start by saying, for those of you that don’t know me well, I am like Lane Meyer’s little brother in “Better Off Dead”. I’ve always sorta been this way. Things just kinda happen for me. With that said, I’ve got an experience that happened to me that I have to share. I can care less whether you believe it or not. But I gotta share this.
Last Sunday, I was on my way home. I decided to stop by KFC and pick up a bucket of chicken for the boys at home. (Angel was in Vegas working) I walked into KFC and it was kind of dead. The workers were kind of just sitting around chatting and there was only one other customer there.
She was about 5’4″, china doll hair cut, nice boobs, great ass. She was wearing just a simple t-shirt (not to clingy, just clingy enough), a loose greyish blue skirt, and some tennis shoes.
While we were waiting for our food, I struck up some small talk and found out she was Korean and lives in the area. We chatted for maybe 5 minutes more, nothing special about the conversation. Her food came, we said good bye, and she walked out the door. My food came a few minutes later and I went out to my car.
When I got to my car, I saw her standing next to hers (which happened to be parked next to mine). I said “Hey!”. She looked at me and said “Hey there, you know what, if you have a condom, I want you to fuck me RIGHT NOW!”
I didn’t even flinch, it was kind of surreal. (I happen to carry condoms in my ipad bag) I said, “As a matter of fact I do.” and I pulled a condom from my bag. We were between her car and my car, with her car’s driver’s side to my car’s passenger side.
Her driver door was open, she sat in the driver seat and pulled my pants down and proceeded to swallow me. It was intense! After a minute or so of this, I lifted her out of her seat and put her left foot on the driver’s seat and bent her over her rear passenger window with her one hand on the trunk of her car and entered her from behind. It was so frantic and wonderful. I had one hand on the back of the arch of her back and the other hand on the back of her neck. We thrust like this for just a few minutes and we both climaxed.
Afterwards, she gave me a kiss and sat in her front seat. I asked for her number. She declined saying, “We both live around here, if it’s meant for us to get together, we’ll run into each other. If that happens, I’ll give you my number then.” She thanked me for the good time, gave me another kiss, and drove away.
Wow. I was floored.
There is one thing made this super interesting for me. For those of you that know me well, you would know that I generally can not perform sexually in public or when there is a camera around. This whole thing happened so fast that it could not have been longer than say 10 minutes tops. (if that) It was so intense that I don’t think I had time to think about what was happening. So I was able to perform and perform well. I am quite proud of my prowess in this moment. 
I know things like this only happen in people’s imaginations. Like I said, I can care less if you think it’s true or not.
All I can say, it was a good day.
